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Les Hooper - he wasn't working all the time!
2. ...and then two troopships came along at
the same time.
3. Kimono treat
4. The lad, himself.
5. On the provost launch. Far left: Les; Far
right: Bernie Thompson.
6. Rush hour on Kure High St. The railway
station is on the left.
7. Outside the supermarket! Who's
wolf-whistling at me?
8. Huge bulk carrier under construction
9. Les and interpreter at A-bomb site in
Hiroshima
10. A happy Jack Coombes
11. The Inland Sea, Japan
12. Double treat
PACT
OF DEATH
Boxing
Day, Kure, Japan, 1954.
‘My
egg’s hard!’ The speaker was a sergeant with
narrow eyes and a square, firm jaw. He kept
stabbing at a sad-looking fried egg on his
breakfast plate as if he was trying to cause it
grievous bodily harm.
‘What d’you think this is - the
Ritz?’ The man opposite him at the table
looked like a kitten with a ball of wool, a man
happy with life, a padre who’d found his God.
This was Tony Miller, in the middle of packing
his kit to leave Japan. He didn’t know his
departure would save his life.
He added, ‘Here you take what’s given to
you, George. Before we Brits arrived Japs never
knew what a fried egg was.’ He hesitated to
note any reactions around the filled table. Most
of the others digging into their food ignored
him. He had a poke at his own egg. ‘And they’re
still learning.’
Bill Andrews looked up. ‘The Yanks have been
here since ’forty-five, nine years teaching
them sunny side up and flipped over. What’s
more important,’ he continued in a voice like
a judge pronouncing sentence, ‘my morning tea
was cold again.’
Several diners nodded agreement. Jack Coombes
said as he munched a piece of toast. ‘I can’t
remember when I last got hot tea. I think they
brew to suit themselves . . . you know, gnats’
dished up by geishas.’ Jack had been a Bevin
Boy before joining the SIB and bore scars on his
back to prove it. Despite life giving him a few
hefty kicks he possessed the patience of a
saint. A cheerful man, thankful for deliverance
from the mines, for a SIB career well surpassed
swinging a pick in the belly of the earth.
It's
Jock's fault for letting
a squaddie
die
‘Lay off, Jack,’ said Bill. ‘It’s too
early in the morning for risqué thoughts.’
‘Didn’t know you knew any geishas,’ said
George, his eyebrows raised inquiringly.
Les Hooper picked up a sausage with his fingers
and bit off the end. He looked across the table
chewing with a humourless grin on his face,
waggling the decapitated sausage. ‘Early! . .
. I was up before the birds, wasn’t I, Jock?’
‘I hear gypsy
violins,’ sang Doug Marnoch, the sergeant
major, an Aberdonian with shoulders like castle
ramparts who relished food as if it were his
last meal and seldom complained about its
preparation. His main gripe was lack of kippers
which he believed should be the mainstay of
breakfast. He was an accomplished football
referee and before speaking often paused as if
he were blowing a whistle. His voice carried
those strong undertones of authority acquired by
British army warrant officers.
'Serves you right . . .
you shouldn't have joined,' intoned Paddy
Philips, who was about original as Irish
stew.
‘It’s Jock’s
fault,’ Les explained, ‘for letting a
squaddie die in the guardroom.’ He glared at
the redcap sergeant whose face had suffered more
than one violent encounter in Glasgow’s
Gorbals. ‘You should’ve got him to hospital
before he snuffed it.’ Army brass considered
dying in hospital normal and no one’s blood
pressure heightened. Death in a cell caused
apoplexy in the chicken run.
Fred
Harrington, the quartermaster, extra flesh
overflowing on his chair pulled a packet of Players from his
pocket and lit one, inhaled and blew smoke over
the table. ‘How did he die?’ he asked
glumly.
Jock
Gunn and Les exchanged conspiratorial glances.
Jock, inner turmoil making his northern accent
thicker than cockieleekie soup, pleaded, ‘How
was I supposed to know he was dying?’ For a
dour Glaswegian, the anguish on his hard face
seemed incongruous. The tiny broken veins which coloured his nose shone like
neon lights. Flecks of blood spotted his sunken
eyes. Still only 30, his kidneys wanted
servicing like an old combustion engine. ‘I
thought he was drunk.’
George almost jumped out of his seat. ‘Christ!
You’ve pricked Jock’s thick skin. I’d
never have believed it. I’m sitting here
suffering heartburn without realising I’m
witnessing history in the making.’ He stopped
pushing the egg around his plate with a fork and
stared openly at Jock Gunn with a rising tide of
merriment on his rugged features.
‘What did he die of?’ Harrington repeated,
expelling more smoke. He didn’t expect an
answer. 
‘What are we going to do about the cold tea?’
asked Andrews.
‘Suffer!’ George grunted, finally abandoning
the egg and pushing his plate away. He grabbed a
slice of toast from the rack and began to spread
butter on it as if worried it would fade like
the Cheshire cat before he finished. ‘Where’s
the marmalade¾or
has that vanished, too?’
‘Why didn’t you suspect something
when he failed to wake up?’ Doug blew a silent
whistle, his alert eyes fixed on Gunn, who
turned down the corners of his mouth and watched
a Japanese waitress approach carrying a pot of
marmalade she placed in the centre of the table
like laying a wreath. A crisp white linen cloth
covered the table but no napkins could be seen.
Haven't
you noticed that
Aussies bleat a lot?
‘I
suppose you’ve been serving officers first
again, Suzi, have you?’ George asked her.
Harrington, his sad face drooping like a bull’s
dewlap, got up and stalked out muttering to
himself, trailing blue smoke. ‘Merry
Christmas, Fred,’ someone called as the
quartermaster barged through the screen door.
The waitress smiled, her mouth stretched in a
narrow red line, pretending to understand. In
Japanese eyes she would be attractive. Not more
than five-two, the ivory skin of her round
sallow face was smooth and flawless. Enticing
dark eyes danced under hooded lids. Her black
hair was pulled back into a tight knot. Pin
points of light reflected from her high oriental
cheekbones. She wore a modest plain blue
calf-length dress and white apron. Her thickish
legs were slightly bandy but this was true of
many Japanese women. The Brits called them “honey
bucket” legs. (See note)
‘Yes, Georgesan, I see officer,’ she lilted.
Messes
for both military police sergeants and officers
occupied the same low wooden building and they
shared kitchen, food and dining room staff. The
difference being whereas on Fridays officers,
with napkins, dined on baked cod steaks with
spiced tomato sauce and French fries, sergeants
ate fish and chips with optional ketchup.
George ploughed a knife into the marmalade and
trowelled a layer on his curled toast. ‘I bet
you did! Don’t know why I waste my breath.
Cold tea. No marmalade. Petrol back home going
up to 4/6d a gallon. . . . Next thing, beer’ll
be rationed.’ He smacked Suzi’s rounded
backside and she wagged a finger as if scolding
a wayward child.
‘You number ten cherry boy!’
George’s eccentric behaviour was legendary.
One night he found a Canadian captain’s
uniform in the brothel parlour at No.12 Chome.
The officer refused to come downstairs so George
grabbed the uniform and tossed it into a nearby
canal.
‘Already is,’ said Doug. ‘You get plenty
because not everyone drinks as much as you.’
Jack withdrew his nose from a teacup. ‘Except
Aussies,’ he said. ‘They supply the rations
so we drink their beer. Mind you, Abbots Ale’s
not too bad. . . . But I’m tired of eating
mutton.’
While Jack spoke Les instinctively twisted his
head towards him and caught a covert glance he
threw at Suzi. Les wondered if . . .
‘Australia has so many sheep their army isn’t
allowed beef or pork. Haven’t you noticed they
bleat a lot?’ Tony asked.
Doug snorted and his heavy jaw tightened.
He spooned three heaps of sugar into a cup. ‘Where
did you pick up that rubbish?’
Tony grinned. ‘It could be true.’
‘I’m
not a flamin’ doctor,’ Jock Gunn insisted.
‘Can you tell the difference between a man in
a drunken stupor and a dead man?’
Doug blew up for a foul. ‘Hasn’t anyone told
you, Jock . . . dead men don’t breathe?’
Tact was alien to him. He wielded a toothpick in
his mouth like a miniature drill as he carried
out an intense exploration for bacon fragments.
‘Very funny, sergeant major,’ Jock groaned.
’I’m splitting my sides.’
‘Not only lack of breath,’ Les added, ‘but
cold, too. I’ll tell you, an Eskimo would’ve
complained in the morgue at five o’clock this
morning.’
‘Ah, just like our morning tea,’ Andrews
snapped.
In
Sergeant Gunn's book
the soldier was drunk
Doug Marnoch searched for debris on his
toothpick and dropped it on his empty plate. He
scraped back his chair, stood up and gave
himself a red card. ‘I’m off. Can’t stand
any more nonsense. Les, you’d better get some
facts sorted about the dead bloke. The major’s
bound to ask questions at kick-off.’
Les had been up half the night. He was on
standby when hauled out of bed at four-thirty.
As he drove along pot-holed roads to the
military hospital the steep hills to the west
behind the Japanese naval base of Kure were only
slightly darker than the sky and brooded over
the city like giant guardians. To the east
across the Inland Sea vague purple fingers
clawed over the horizon. Wispy clouds were
tinged with orange. He passed the stone building
of Kure House which housed the NAAFI club. Now
quiet but each evening became a sea of British
soldiers and petty Japanese crooks vying to buy
army gear from them. Tinpot Japanese
entrepreneurs also liked to buy British Armed
Forces Service Vouchers (BAFSVs), notes of
intrinsically valueless paper money soldiers
called soap coupons.
Most buildings huddled in darkness . . . very
few lights shining. Unlike the all-night
razzle-dazzle of a big city like Tokyo, over 400
miles to the north east on Honshu Island, Kure
bore more resemblance to an American Wild West
town - all
wooden shacks with peeling paintwork and unmade
streets which emptied at dusk. No public
toilets; dusty roadside tracks served this
purpose. Should Bing Crosby and Dorothy Lamour
think of filming
“The Road To Japan” back then, no yen would be wagered on Kure getting a
mention. Yet this shambles of a city witnessed
the building of the world’s largest
battleship, the Yamamoto, Japan’s pride in
World War II, launched in August 1940, sunk by
Yanks in 1945. It was also a training base for
Kamikaze pilots, although crashing a plane
surely needed no training!
A small figure in a dark uniform wandered on to
the pitted tarmac concourse in front of the
railway station. He could be a policeman, a
railway guard, even a postman. All uniformed
officials looked the same. During his twelve
months in the country Les never did work out who
was what. These strange little people with their
strange ways and inexcusable legacy of wartime
cruelty failed to strike a chord with him and he
gave up trying to understand and accepted things
as they were.
As for Jock Gunn, he had every reason to dig a
deeper moat round his castle. Summoned by the
Japanese police just after midnight to the area
known as Shi Higashi Atago Machi, he was
directed to No. 16 Banchi. In the house he found
a soldier, Private High of the Royal Army
Ordnance Corps, semi-conscious and, in Sergeant
Gunn’s book, drunk. He nicked him and took him
back to the cells in the Base Camp of British
Commonwealth Forces Korea (BCFK), where military
police, including SIB, were billeted.
Around 4am Gunn began to worry. High remained
unconscious and no amount of shaking would rouse
him. The sergeant eventually realised the
soldier might be suffering from something other
than drunkenness and called for a doctor. A
medical officer arrived and pronounced High
dead. The body was taken to the morgue and Les
Hooper informed.
After
visiting the hospital Les drove back to camp
grim-faced and took Jock Gunn aside. The
sergeant had a hangdog expression on his ugly
mug. Les pointed out he might’ve been a bit
quicker off the mark and when Gunn started to
protest threw an arm in the air, fingers
outstretched. ‘Stop! You’re pathetic! I’m
not playing bloody ludo. . . . You’d better
hope your story’s watertight at the Board of
Inquiry or you’ll drown. God knows what you
must’ve been thinking . . . if you can think
at all. You know, Jock, if I had a choice
between you and Mickey Mouse to look after my
welfare, you know who I’d pick. . . .’
The distressed sergeant tried hard to maintain
some dignity. ‘If I wanted to nurse the sick I
would’ve joined the medical corps. . . . What
am I supposed to do?’
It'll be our secret that
you watched him die
‘You could try writing to the Dalai Lama and
ask if he’s got any vacancies.’
‘It’s drugs, isn’t it?’
‘So your brain is working . . . only first
gear but it’s encouraging.’
Gunn looked as if he’d just sat in a dentist’s
chair. ‘What about you?’
‘Me?’ Les frowned. ‘I’m going to try and
snatch some kip. It’ll be our secret that you
watched him die.’
By
the time he returned to his quarters the light
had improved although a chilly dawn breeze
brought on a minor outbreak of goose pimples. It
looked like a clear day in prospect. One or two
fluffy clouds snagged the hills, which were now
turning daylight green with tiers of crop fields
climbing the sides. The Japanese used every inch
of arable land, including road verges, to grow
food. The yellow orb of the sun climbed higher,
bathing the countryside in a soft, misty grey
light. The ground shook gently underfoot. Earth
tremors were part of everyday life.
Not many people were about yet. A few workers on
their way to the shipyards where once the mighty
Yamamoto was built and now a massive bulk
carrier under construction. The house girls who
worked in the messes would still be curled up on
their futons in their ramshackle timbered houses
- those
who served the cold tea which preyed on Bill
Andrews’s mind.
He
took a quick shower to get rid of the cloying
disinfectant smell of the mortuary although he knew it
wouldn’t. The smell clung more to the mind
than the skin . . . it hung around like
drizzling rain.
Les learned a Japanese girl friend of
High, Emi Agoura, had also died. He visited the
house at 16 Banchi where a tearful Agoura family
mourned for Emi. He pushed through the cloth
noren hanging over the doorway and examined her
room. It was quite small with thin paper screens
for interior walls. A porcelain bowl containing
stale remains of a sashimi meal lay on the bare
polished wooden floor among scattered bedclothes
and a futon. A low teak table stood in one
corner. On it a smouldering incense stick, an
ornamental glass ashtray containing several
half-smoked Capstan cigarettes and a white
tablet. He kept the tablet for evidence. Back
outside he almost collided with two giggling
girls tripping along in colourful kimonos, their
wooden geta sandals clattering on the uneven
paving slabs . . . clip-clop, clip-clop.
He searched Private High’s belongings and
found a green wash-bag containing several white
tablets like the one at the house. He also
collected a number of personal letters Emi Agoura had
written to High.
The completed jigsaw showed High and Emi died in
a suicide pact by taking an overdose of sleeping
pills as her soldier lover was due to leave
Japan and they couldn’t bear to be parted. An
age-old story sadly repeated yet again.
Sergeant Gunn’s fairy godmother waved a magic
wand . . . he bounced back like a tennis ball.
Yoku served more than
tea each morning
A few days later several things happened in
breathtaking succession.
7.30am. No one got tea, not even cold, because
Yoku the prettiest of the house girls sat in the
kitchen sobbing her eyes out and refused to
move.
8am. SIB said goodbye to Tony Miller. He’d
completed his year in BCFK and was off on the
troopship SS Asturias to Hong Kong where he
spent the next two years with his wife and kids.
9.10am. A commotion at the camp gates. A man
demanded entrance because he had a score to
settle with an
Englishman . . . and he carried a loaded
shotgun.
When everything was finally sorted the three
incidents came together. Yorisada, the man with
the gun was married to Yoku, broken-hearted
because her lover deserted her. The lover? . . .
None other than Tony Miller. Yorisada wrung the
truth out of his tearful wife and came hunting
for the errant sergeant with murderous intent.
Too late! As though announcing Tony’s
deliverance, the ship’s hooter of the SS
Asturias as it stood off from the harbour could
be heard in the distance.
Miller survived his affair . . . High would
never be going home.
Another mystery was solved - Yoku
served Tony with more than morning tea, which
explained why the brew was cold by the time she
reached the other rooms.
Bill Andrews wore a broad smile at the
outcome. From then on morning tea would arrive
hot . . .
. . .or was he kidding himself?
Sayonara!

The City Band marches proudly along Kure
High Street
Note: The description “honey bucket legs”
derived from
Japanese women who laboured in paddy fields
lugging heavy wooden pails of stinking liquid
manure on yokes, causing their legs to buckle.
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