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1. Andy Salisbury cleaning a 'company car.' Les
washes
his hands of it.
2. Les (R) and Jock Millar, unit driver.
3. Josip Tito, 1892-1980, Yugoslav communist
leader.
4. Les receiving a rare letter (Harry Boulter
(L), Les, Mick Maynard. No one wrote to Les -
Aaaahhhhhh!)
5. Visit to Venice and the Doges Palace.
THE SHADOW MEN

1951, Trieste, at the
southern end of the "Iron Curtain."
A custom jeep, lights extinguished, slowly
climbed a muddy, twisting track up the side of
the hill. As it neared the summit a half-moon
broke out from behind a cliff of dark cloud,
shedding ghostly silver across rolling
countryside. Barbed wire glistened. The only
other light came from the distant flickering
flame of the oil refinery at Muggia on the
Adriatic coast.
‘Damn!’ the driver mumbled. ‘Couldn’t
they pick a darker night? . . .We
can be seen a mile off.’’
Even in daylight these men worked in shadows.
The man alongside him shifted in his seat. ‘No
one told ‘em the moon shines at night.’
‘Chiefs never give a thought for the
Indians.’
‘We’ll dump them here.’
The jeep crunched on gravel and stopped. The men
got out and went round the back. They pulled
their duffel coats closer around them; autumn
breezes get chilly at night. The jeep was
encased in a hard shell without rear windows.
The driver opened the back and hissed, ‘Out
you get.’
Two men, clad in nondescript clothes, collars
turned up and flat caps pulled down over their
eyebrows, clambered out and adjusted Sten sub
machine guns slung over their shoulders. Without
a word they bent low and slipped quietly into
the night over the crest of the hill towards the
wire.
The driver heaved a sigh of relief. ‘I could
do with a fag.’
‘Let’s move on,’ said his companion.
‘We’ll pick up the other two and get back. I
always get the willies on these trips.’
‘How d’you think I feel?’ asked the
driver. ‘I can sense a Slav rifle pointing at
me right now.’
The jeep manoeuvred a tight turn and returned
down the slope. Half a mile farther along it
stopped again near a disused black barn. One
corner had collapsed leaving a pile of rotting
timbers. The men alighted and crept round the
rear. The passenger
flashed a torch three times.
‘Where the hell are they?’ he grated.
The driver walked over to a shallow gully and
shone his torch along the bottom. The beam
picked out the unseeing eyes of a man. He wore
clothes similar to the two men dropped off
nearby. . .and there was a small round hole in
the centre of his forehead.
He sucked in his breath and strode back to the
jeep. He lit a cigarette with a nerveless hand.
‘Get out of here.
. .There’s just one of them and he
needs a hearse.’
The moon slid behind the cloudbank and blackness
returned.
The following afternoon Les Hooper of the
Special Investigation Branch sat sipping beer
and munching a panino formaggio at a small
corner table in Bing’s, a city bar on Piazza
Oberdan. It was his favourite daytime watering
hole. His girlfriend served in a clothes shop a
hundred yards away and he waited for her to
finish work.
Sunday evenings usually found them sitting
outside a trattoria on Viale XX Settembre,
nicknamed the “Monkey Run”, weighing up the
passing fashion show. After church the local
beau monde talent paraded their finest glad rags
up and down the avenue. The girlfriend’s
interest concentrated on houte coutre while he
entertained more earthy thoughts. Les was very
contented.
A
trolley bus whined round the square and stopped
at the terminus. A few passengers trickled on to
the pavement. A boxed-in jeep pulled up outside
the bar. It bore Trieste number plates, which
were false. Two men in mufti alighted wearing
tight expressions. . .one tall with a trim
moustache, the other clean-shaven and shorter
with pale eyes which made Les think of Heinrich
Himmler, Hitler’s Nazi SS chief. They both
wore Fifty Shilling Tailor suits and Tootal
ties. The taller of the pair looked like a
country gentleman fallen on hard times. His
companion failed charm school.
They entered the bar, spotted Les, pulled up a
couple of chairs to his table and ordered beers.
They possessed the intense sense of purpose of
the young that vanishes with age. Altogether,
the three men looked remarkably unprepossessing,
like normal off-duty British servicemen.
‘You’re cheerful,’ Les cracked.
Himmler - called Nick - nodded. His watery eyes
swept round the bar, which lacked patrons at
that time of day. Satisfied, he said, ‘Me and
John have spent the day on the end of a
tongue-lashing. One man was stupid enough to get
a bullet in the head and another one’s done a
runner.’ He fished out a cigarette and lit it.
John slapped a palm on the table in a futile
gesture. It seemed out of character with his
mild appearance.
‘And it wasn’t our fault,' he
protested. 'What were we supposed to do. . .run
up and down the border calling him?’
Through the large picture window Les saw one or
two pedestrians unfurling umbrellas. Globs
of rain flicked at the glass. ‘We
all suffer setbacks in life.’ He could not
think of anything brighter to say.
A fresh bunch of passengers boarded the trolley
bus and it wound up its electric
motor and glided away, arms swishing and
clicking on the shiny wet overhead wires. A thin
stream of smoke snaked from Nick’s lips. He
emptied his glass and ordered more beers. Bing,
himself, red-faced and wearing a crisp white
apron, appeared from the cloud of steam spewing
out of a chrome coffee machine and carried them
over.
‘We’re even forced to come here to drink,
since you shut our mess down.’ Nick tapped ash
on the floor and glared at Les, pinpoints of
light in his weak eyes. He was referring to the
Intelligence Corps mess on nearby Via Coroneo,
which regularly got its accounts in a tangle.
Les managed a sympathetic grin. ‘You
shouldn’t cook the books.’
‘This is third time you’ve closed us,’
John said. ‘You SIB have a lot to answer
for.’
'Don’t blame me,' Les snapped, 'I’m not on
the enquiry this time.’
‘They can’t tell a stock book from the
Dandy. Most of our blokes are glorified clerks
and sit on their backsides all day.’ Nick
sounded bitter. ‘We're the ones who stick our
heads over the parapet. . . .So far we’ve been
lucky.’
The spat of rain stopped. Bing collected a cloth
and went outside to wipe the
dripping pavement furniture. An attractive young
girl in a tight skirt and high heels entered.
Les wondered what she wanted; she did not appear
to be the type who frequented bars alone.
Besides, it was too early in the evening for
street walkers. ‘What happened to your missing
man, then?’ he inquired, stuffing the last
bite of his Emmental roll into his mouth.
‘Probably caught by the Yugoslavs—or dead. .
. .Nigel Dunford made more fuss about missing
Sten guns than the dead man.’
The girl collected a trolley bus timetable from
the counter and sauntered out.
‘What are you up to now?’ Les asked.
John’s expression brightened. ‘No missions
for a week.’ His moustache twitched as he
watched the girl out of sight. ‘We’re going
on the razzle day and night.’
Les chuckled. ‘So what's new? . . .You do that
anyway.’
Next morning Captain
Beach, who commanded Trieste Special
Investigation Branch, collared Les. ‘What
d’you know about Major Dunford, in charge of
Field Security?’
Les inclined his head sideways, eyes narrowed.
Why ask the question?
‘He runs his territory like a randy
lion. He controls the biggest intelligence
operation outside Berlin and no one’s going to
intrude on his pride.’
Beach abstractly shuffled papers on his desk.
‘Right. . . .He rang to say you left a car
unattended last night with a confidential
document in it.’
‘Rubbish!’
‘Where did you go?’
‘I visited a couple of places. . . Keeping my
eyes open.’
‘He found the car on Via Baciocchi.’
‘It was immobilised,’ Les cried. ‘He’s
niggled about his mess being shut down.’
The captain raised a flattened hand. ‘Don’t
get in a flap over it.’
‘What confidential document?’
‘An AFA 3676.’
Les’s eyes widened. ‘A traffic accident
form. . .that's petty, isn't it? Anyway, it was
blank.’
‘Still confidential, according to the
major.’ George Beach shrugged. ‘Be a bit
more careful. It’s childish but don’t give
him flimsy excuses to criticise us.’
Les dropped a surprise. ‘One of his agents got
the chop.’
The captain jerked upright as if someone stuck a
gun in his back. ‘How d’you know?’
Les grunted and confessed, ‘I drink with
sergeants who do the dirty work. The whole set
up ended a bit messy by all accounts.’
The older man’s benevolent features hardened
momentarily. ‘Watch your step. Dunford will
find genuine grounds for complaint if you
meddle.’
Les thought the captain really cared about his
men’s welfare. He would never make a proper
officer—too kind-hearted. ‘Don’t worry
about me.’
Beach nodded and straightened his papers.
‘Okay. What’ve you got on at the moment?’
Les brushed a hand through his dark hair,
thinking hard. He did not want more work.
Christ!. . . He had more on his plate than a
dedicated trencherman. He ticked a list in his
mind as he spoke. ‘Death by dangerous
driving—remember, the copper who was knocked
down, two larcenies at Villa Necker, the Royal
Engineers base assault, then, er. . .’
The captain lifted both hands to halt him.
‘You're whingeing. . .get out to Lazaretto.
The VG police found some army gear. See
Superintendent Williams. You’re friendly with
him.’
Les left shaking his head. He took his
girlfriend to the Trocadero nightclub the
previous evening, and removed the rotor arm from
the army car before he left it. Major Dunford
was a troublesome git.
The drive to Lazaretto took longer than
expected. There were always bottlenecks in the
road tunnels. That day was worse. A taxi driver
tried to overtake in the one leading to Via
Capitolina and ploughed into an on-coming bus.
The jam left Italian drivers leaning on
their horns. The noise was deafening in the
cavern of the tunnel.
Superintendent Williams of the Venezia Guilia
Police Force and commander of Lazaretto District
stood up and greeted Les with a firm handshake.
Almost as tall as Les’s six-four, he was a big
man with a taciturn expression. Straightforward,
gruff and outspoken, he was a block of granite
from the Rhondda valley.
‘What can I do for you?’ Les dragged the
offered chair up to the desk and sat down.
‘It’s what I can do for you – or rather
– the army, boyo.’ The policeman reached
under his desk and suddenly produced a Sten gun,
like a rabbit out of a hat.
Les turned down the corners of his mouth.
‘Clever trick, that. How do you do it?’
The superintendent laughed. ‘My men picked
this up a couple of nights ago. Smoke if you
want. Guess where?’
Les knew admission could lead to complications.
He pulled out a cigarette and lit it. ‘No
idea,’ he lied glibly. ‘Left behind
somewhere by a squaddie, I suspect.’
Williams stared at him with narrowed eyes. The
man behind the desk was no fool but nor was he.
‘We found it with a dead man on the border. He
failed to dodge a 9mm bullet in his head.’ He
waited for a reaction, which never came. He
continued, ‘.
. .And another Sten with a live body. I’ve got
him under lock and key. Thought you’d like to
know.’
Les
tried to remain expressionless. Sten guns fired
9mm rounds. He was obviously expected to say
something. ‘You want me to take the guns?’
he asked.
Williams ignored the question. ‘What d’you
think of Major Dunford? If you don’t mind my
asking.’
Dunford was definitely flavour of the day. ‘I
try hard not to think of him at all.’
The policeman nodded with satisfaction. ‘So
you do know what I’m talking about. Thought
you did. He’s a pompous ass. Because he
controls a few dogsbodies who slip back and
forth across the border he thinks he’s Winston
Churchill.’ He paused. ‘I want no truck with
him. . . .Inform him he can have his man
back.’
Les puffed on his Senior Service, untipped.
‘And the stiff?’
‘I’ll report he was shot by Tito’s UDB—the
Yugoslav secret police. Actually the two men
squabbled and one shot the other and vamoosed.
Could've been an accident, I suppose. My chaps
picked him up in a ditch a short distance away.
Dunford will deny they’re his underlings, of
course, but that’s par for the course. I’m
taking no further action. I won’t stir up a
hornets’ nest even though he’s a toad.’
The superintendent rose, indicating the meeting
was over. Les stubbed out his partly smoked
cigarette in an ashtray on the desk and stood
up. ‘I’ll let ‘em know.’
The superintendent winked. ‘Good. Being the
Intelligence Corps they might employ people with
more intelligence than to be caught armed.’ He
strode round the desk and opened the door.
‘But what do I know?’
At past four in the
afternoon, after making a phone call, Les sat
nursing a cappuccino in Bing’s, wrapped in a
woollen overcoat. Following a flurry of rain,
wind strength increased by the minute with all
the hallmarks of an approaching icy Bora.
City workmen were already erecting safety chains
around pavement corners. Across the square a
disillusioned ice cream seller wheeled his cart
away. The closed-in jeep ground to halt outside.
Nick and John, huddled under beige duffel coats
and bleary-eyed, trudged in. They ordered vino
rosso.
‘Your missing bloke’s at Lazaretto police
station,’ Les told them after making sure he
could not be overheard. ‘He got arrested near
the border for carrying a Sten gun. He shot the
other one. . . .The VG police don’t want to
know.’
Nick and John exchanged glances. Eventually Nick
sighed. ‘Looks like we’ve now got two
vacancies,’ he said.
Les shuddered at the menace in his pale eyes.
Their concerns were exaggerated and unnecessary
for the Displaced Persons camp
at San Sebastian overflowed with men
ready to volunteer for the dangerous work.
John
swallowed a mouthful of vino with a loud gulp.
‘Which also means our week off is down the
Swanee.’
The two men clinked glasses and mockingly
toasted each other.
‘Ciao!’
Duino
Castle, Brit general's cottage
Epilogue
Several
months later, Major Dunford was posted to
Germany. SIB there sent a report asking for
enquiries to be made because the officer alleged
gear was stolen from his unaccompanied baggage
between Trieste and Germany. On the list was an
evening outfit. Les investigated and took
statements from the major’s former batman and
Italian housekeeper. Both declared they had
never known him own a dress suit. Les gleefully
pictured Dunford’s embarrassment when his
superiors heard. Vengeance is
so
sweet.
NOTE:
In 1875, the world famous cricketer, Dr W G
Grace, assembled a strong eleven to play a City
Police side at the Oval. Opening for his side
"WG" was clean bowled in the first
over by Tillock, the Police captain.

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